North Korea: No Queers Here

September 26, 2014 6:15 AM

Many years ago the individual to whom I am related by marriage claimed that there were no homosexuals in her native country of Ghana. When I offered to take her to a gay bar in Accra (complete with giant posters of Judy Garland and Grace Jones—some things are universal, I suppose) she admitted that there were gay Ghanaians, “but only the ones who went to British boarding schools.”

(To make matters worse, the proprietor of said establishment was a distant cousin of hers. Ouch.)

Anyway, I was reminded of this exchange when I came across one review of the North Korean response to the UN Commission of Inquiry report. The North blasted the report as a gay plot, apparently because the head of the COI, former Australian High Court Justice Michael Kirby, is openly gay. Or, as the North Koreans put it, he is “"a disgusting old lecher with a 40-odd-year-long career of homosexuality.”

(Hmm. As a decidedly heterosexual witness before the COI I wonder what that makes me? A dupe? A pawn? A stooge?)

But the part that really cracked me up was the assertion that “This practice can never be found in the DPRK.”

Oy vey.

I suppose we could square the circle by granting the North Koreans that there are no gay people in their country. Except the ones who attended European boarding schools of course.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLc-bh_DrKw

Comments

SiamTwin

LOL. that last line is precious.

ZacharyT

Zing!

Mike

It's a fairly well known fact that one particular foreigner propagandist who claims to be a North Korean and has a Spanish native tongue is gay; and vegetarian. I wonder how the CCRFC square's that circle. Oy veh!

Court

Touche!

Ian Brown

As a product of a British boarding school I'd like to point out that they tended to be horribly homophobic places. That said, you'd think that socialist solidarity would extend to the downtrodden and those who suffered under colonialism who empathise with the discriminated.

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